Adrian Matthew. Arkansas I'm 12 and I love boobs. Pandemic Army.

 

Anonymous asked
What do you look for in a girl?

Honesty, above everything. I’d rather have my heart broken with the truth then be led to happiness with a lie. Someone who with a sense of humor, SOME similar interests, and obviously someone who can be faithful.

Anonymous asked
ya know... i've always wanted to make a sex tape ;)

Me too, actually.

Something about it just seems exhilarating. 

Anonymous asked
Are u single? ;]

Yes, I am.

beside--you--in--time asked
This isn't a question, but you reblog the best shit. Thanks for making my feed an absolute joy, you hero!

Ah thanks man! No problem.

pureintention asked
Don't judge me lol :P

Oh I’d do lots of things to you, but judge you? Naah. :)

Anonymous asked
I'm a good Catholic girl from a private school and I've always wanted to be in a giant S&M orgy with a bunch of girls.

DO IT! In uniform, of course.

Anonymous asked
I'm actually really turned on by the idea of anal, but my boyfriend is disgusted by it.

Tell your boyfriend he is missing out. For cereal.

Anonymous asked
I am curious about how human meat tastes. If any one gave me a sample of cooked human meat I would definitely try it. under the circumstance that I was somewhere that cannibalisim wasn't illegal and I know they weren't murderd or had a disease. It's actually something I want to taste.

God, I hope we aren’t friends.

Anonymous asked
I want to have a threesome. With all girls. But I want to be double penetrated while the other girls are wearing strap ons.

And I will oversee this. 

To make sure no one gets hurt, of course.

Anonymous asked
Definitely not my deepest, darkest secret. It's hard to tell someone else your secrets when you're still in slight denial about them.

True. But you have to have SOMETHING, right? Tell me about the time you murdered that old bitch or something.

Anonymous asked
When I brush my teeth in the shower I pretend I'm Dennis the Menace and let it run down my chin.

This is your deepest darkest secret?…

Are you Bubble Boy??

Anonymous asked
I (a female) am secretly horny for my (male) gay best friend and I have sex fantasies about the two of us and our male bisexual friend having nonstop threesomes until every orifice in my body can't take it any more. Keep in mind I see this boy every single day. I have to control myself all the time.

This sounds like a porn plot tbh. It also reminds me of how I have sex fantasies about Tegan and Sara, who are also gay. Sadly, I think we are both fucked and NOT in the way we want..

Anonymous asked
you are so ugly what the fuck is on your lips you loook retarded

Your mothers cum, of course.

Anonymous asked
okay, but answer on private?!:L

Of course!